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Is Today Really Tuesday and Other Coronavirus Musings
Is today really Tuesday? It can’t be. I thought it was Monday.
Forget toilet paper. When will I be able to find more hand sanitizer?
Is Friday really my birthday?
How did I not know hot wings were so delicious?
Wow, my skin looks incredible. No makeup is the way to go.
I need to stop eating so many hot wings.
The face mask is the perfect accessory for no makeup and minimal grooming.
When’s the last time I wore real clothes?
I didn’t know YouTube could be so entertaining.
I didn’t know I could cornrow so neatly. Yes queen 👑
My dipped manicure is bomb. No more going to the nail shop.
I should have been taking these vitamins and minerals before the coronavirus. I feel great.
Is this the end of the world?
When is Jesus coming back?
Is Jesus going to come back any day now?
Why is Walmart always so crowded?
Do I go out too much?
Am I going out too little?