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Trump’s Flatulence is the Perfect Metaphor for His Existence
Donald Trump is on trial in a Manhattan courtroom for paying “hush money” to an adult film star, Stormy Daniels, so that she wouldn’t make their 2006 affair public knowledge before the 2016 election. Trump billed his repayment to his personal lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, who had paid the $130,000 out of his own pocket, as legal retainer fees. Trump is on trial for falsifying these business records as he tried to influence the 2016 election. One of Trump’s many useful idiots who paid drastically for their association with him, Cohen was sentenced to three years in prison, for that and other Trump related crimes.
Trump AKA Big Nasty AKA Big Stinky is a crappy person who stinks up everything and everyone he touches. This includes business associates, political associates, America, democracy, the White House, Congress, and his own family. In fact, once he gets his stench on you, it’s almost impossible to wash it off. If you support Trump, you are on the wrong side of history.
CNN made this list of former Trump aides and allies who turned against him, or he turned against them that includes Mike Pence, Bill Barr, Chris Christie, and Elaine Chao. Remember he almost caused Christie (Covid) and Pence (hanging) their lives, and Pence will never have a career as a respected politician again. There are many others who have…